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Whelp.  I'm back.  Let's get the low-down in bullet form. 

• The first day was Friday.  
• It took eight hours to get to Virginia.  That is too many hours. 
• We went through some insane lightening storms - very exciting.  
• The hotel was livable, but not delicious. 
• The second day was Saturday.  
• The breakfast at the hotel was pathetic. 
• We went to SVU where we supposed to mix and mingle.  
• We did neither.  
• The people spoke.  Blah blah blah.  
• I didn't allow Mother to go on a tour.  
• We ate delicious food in the dining hall.  
• I was never really nervous about being unfed at that place.  I knew that they were talented in the arts of food.  
• We then walked around a little.  
• Went to the girl's dorms.
• They have AC - win.
• They are far from everything else on campus - unwin.
• I'll have a car - equalizer. 
• I'll probably have either 2 or 3 roommates - we'll see.
• We went to the bookstore.
• It's basically a mini version of the BYU bookstore.
• Very mini.
• But just as nice.
• Nothing like the Fordham bookstore - which was awful.  
• I got my lanyard. Which is basically the only reason for why I wanted to go SVU. - Check. 
• We drove around town then went to Wal Mart. 
• This is where I got my ball.  
• This was one of the best things that happened to me.  
• It's a bouncy ball, but the size of your fist.  
• It's filled with a liquid and blue GLITTER. 
• We went back to the hotel and rested.
• The third day was Sunday.
• We didn't go to church but we went to Cracker Barrel - which was surprisingly good. 
• This is where I got those little wax bottles with colored liquid.  Very fun.  
• We then went to my uncle's house with his three cute little girls and their fresh set of twins.  
• So much fun - plan to return.  
• Then we went to my grandma's house and rested. 
• The fourth day was Monday. 
• Grandma made us an extravagant breakfast  - miles better than the hotel breakfast. 
• Grandma gave me this water thing which I forgot I'm trying out right now.  Better go check it out. 
• A majority of the water was boiled away.  Good thing I checked.
• Then we left.  
• Made pretty good time - five hours.  
• Now I'm catching up on things - not doing my homework.  
• And tonight I have to go to an awards thing.  
• Waste. Of. Time.

Overall, it was a good trip.  Let's just say that I had bacon ever single day we were gone.  Good deal.